Poor Aggies. They’ve always been some sort of special to us. They made fools out of themselves when they decided to go the SEC. So, we thought we’d dig a little deeper into the cult – I mean, “university” – that we love so very much (bless their hearts).
The idea is that “When the football team scores, everyone scores.” Seems a bit on the creeper side.
Sayin’ “texas university”
College Station: where learning disabilities are witty.
Indoctrination Camp (Fish Camp or T-Camp)
Nah, fuck a weekend-long orientation. Let’s do four days in an even more remote shithole than College Station and learn fight songs.
The Aggie War Hymn
Have you ever noticed that A&M’s entire fight song is all about UT? It’s almost flattering. Collegiate penis envy at its finest.
The glorified ROTC.
(Because my daddy’s daddy’s daddy beat up queer-o-sexuals at A&M and by golly, so will I!)