Poor Aggies. They’ve always been some sort of special to us. They made fools out of themselves when they decided to go the SEC. So, we thought we’d dig a little deeper into the cult – I mean, “university” – that we love so very much (bless their hearts).

“Mugging Down”

The idea is that “When the football team scores, everyone scores.” Seems a bit on the creeper side.

Sayin’ “texas university”

College Station: where learning disabilities are witty.

Indoctrination Camp (Fish Camp or T-Camp)

Nah, fuck a weekend-long orientation. Let’s do four days in an even more remote shithole than College Station and learn fight songs.

The Aggie War Hymn

Have you ever noticed that A&M’s entire fight song is all about UT? It’s almost flattering. Collegiate penis envy at its finest.

The glorified ROTC.

(Because my daddy’s daddy’s daddy beat up queer-o-sexuals at A&M and by golly, so will I!)

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