Aggie Student Crashes Into Police Car While Sending Topless Snap

From The Eagle:

A Texas A&M student was arrested Wednesday night after authorities said she crashed her vehicle into the back of a parked Bryan police car.

According to the police report, the woman told the officer she was sending a Snapchat picture to her boyfriend just before the crash.

The student then appeared to be putting her shirt back on when the officer approached. She happened to have an open bottle of wine in her vehicle, according to the report.

This just goes to show you that everything in Aggieland hasn’t changed one damn bit.

 

UT-Austin Ranked #1 Top Public University In The Country

Niche.com ranked 1,713 top public universities in the US and our beloved 40 Acres came out on top. Hook ’em!

Rankings are based on the following:

The 2016 Top Public Universities ranking is based on key statistics and student reviews. The top ranked public colleges are elite academic institutions that provide a good value for in-state students and offer an exceptional college experience.

Here’s how our score card came out:

UT Austin Ranked #1 Niche.com

D+ for parking makes sense. And, drug safety? We’re wondering what they mean by that ourselves.

Others schools ranked as follows:

#10 Texas A&M
#45 University of Jokelahoma
#60 Texas Tech University

Hook ’em!

Johnny Manziel Is Better At Throwing Parties Than Throwing Passes

Johnny (Can’t Throw A) Football is at it again. This past Friday he threw a hell of a party that got him fined and a teammate suspended when they didn’t show up for practice the next day.

This reminds us of the time Johnny tried to get into a West Campus frat party and got his ass turned away.

Poor Johnny. You’re still our favorite Longhorn.

University of Indiana Student Is Worse At Wheel of Fortune Than An Aggie

University of Indiana student Julian Bates lost a chance at $1,000,000, a trip to London, and a new car, but worst of all…an Aggie came in and guessed correctly on more than one occasion during Wheel of Fortune College Week.

Don’t worry. The Aggie and ‘Bama girls still managed to screw things up as he somehow made it to the Bonus Round. The world makes sense again.

College Student Wheel of Fortune

21 Aggies Traditions That Make Absolutely No Sense

Poor Aggies. They’ve always been some sort of special to us. They made fools out of themselves when they decided to go the SEC. So, we thought we’d dig a little deeper into the cult – I mean, “university” – that we love so very much (bless their hearts).

21.) “Mugging Down”

The idea is that “When the football team scores, everyone scores.” Seems a bit on the creeper side.

20.) Sayin’ “texas university”

College Station: where learning disabilities are witty.

19.) Indoctrination Camp (Fish Camp or T-Camp)

Nah, fuck a weekend-long orientation. Let’s do four days in an even more remote shithole than College Station and learn fight songs.

18.)The Aggie War Hymn

Have you ever noticed that A&M’s entire fight song is all about UT? It’s almost flattering. Collegiate penis envy at its finest.

17.) The glorified ROTC.

Totally the opposite of the Keep Austin Weird Army.

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