BREAKING: Shaka Smart To Become New Texas Basketball Coach With The Coolest Name

It’s official. Shaka Smart has been named as Texas’ newest basketball coach, following Rick Barnes’ firing just last week.

Shaka Smart comes to us from VCU and has also been given the title of having the coolest name ever in the history of coaches.

Welcome, Coach Smart.

Apparently, strippers won’t keep you in Richmond. Welcome to the land of BBQ!

University of Indiana Student Is Worse At Wheel of Fortune Than An Aggie

University of Indiana student Julian Bates lost a chance at $1,000,000, a trip to London, and a new car, but worst of all…an Aggie came in and guessed correctly on more than one occasion during Wheel of Fortune College Week.

Don’t worry. The Aggie and ‘Bama girls still managed to screw things up as he somehow made it to the Bonus Round. The world makes sense again.

College Student Wheel of Fortune

18 Reasons Why It’s Better to Date a Longhorn Girl

Longhorn girls are hot. Not only because they look good in jeans, boots, and burnt orange, but because they’re smart as hell. She’ll most likely be your boss at home and/or at work, but fear not. It’s for the better. So, read below as we give you the 18 Reasons Why It’s Better to Date a Longhorn Girl…Hook ’em!

1.) She ain’t afraid to yell “Make ’em eat shit!” instead of “Go Horns, Go!” during Texas Fight!

2.) She’s so hot that even at away games, she’ll gain national media attention.

I’m not lying, read this story.

3.) But, she ain’t afraid of saying what she really thinks in front of the camera.