These El Arroyo Signs Are Damn Hilarious (25 Photos)

El Arroyo is probably one of the best places to go for a margarita and chips & queso. But, it’s even more well-known for their signs they put up daily. We’ve hand-picked our favorites.

1.) Welcome to Austin.

This should replace our population sign as you come into town.

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2.) Soy Milk.

I can’t. No puedo.

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3.) Unfortunately.

Black Swan should have queso, tho.

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4.) Oh, Willie.

We’d buy from you any day.

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5.) Lies.

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6.) Goals.

Always live up to them.

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Why Cedar Fever Sucks Almost As Much As OU

It comes around every January to Austin, Texas. If you’re brand new here, you probably don’t know what it is. It usually take 2-3 years before you catch it…and it ain’t fun.

Below is a pic that looks like smoke, but it’s actually Cedar pollen flyin’ through the air in the Green Belt.

It’s called Cedar Fever and yes, it’s that bad.

For one, it’ll turn you into a monster.

Your eyes will tear up so bad in the middle of the day…people will think you were this kid from OU.

It’s so bad, people will think you were high…

Or, think you’ve turned into some sort of zombie…

Or, that you’ve just broken up with your boyfriend/girlfriend…

And yes, it’ll make you feel as if someone just punched you in the face…

And, just kept on punching you all. day. long.

To the point where you won’t even remember your own name…

But, don’t worry. Because it’ll be over soon and you’ll remember one thing.

OU STILL SUCKS!

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Alabama Fan Attacks OU Bros

From the Trailer Park Bowl, a mom defends her son’s honor by diving like a “wrecking ball” and kickin’ the shit out of some BroU.