What the hell is (still) going on in Aggieland? Oh yeah, it's stuck in the 1950s.

They're also just now thinking of letting women be Yell Leaders. Yes, seriously.

The Academy Awards is the most prestigious award show in the film industry. Celebrities would kill or be killed to get the chance to not only get to go, but to win an Oscar. There are been many controversies surrounding the Academy Awards over the past few years. Claims are varied from "no one even sees the movies that are nominated" to "#OscarsSoWhite" to "someone on the Academy clearly hates Leonardo DiCaprio". But I am not here to denote whether or not those claims are correct. I, however, am here to provide an entertainment for those brave souls that will choose to sit through the three hours of awkward mic malfunctions, awkward play-off music, and even more awkward outspoken and blatantly drunk celebrities who make fools of themselves on stage.

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE TOP 20 MOST FAMOUS LONGHORNS!

Here is the unofficial drinking game of the Academy Awards 2016. Take a drink every time:

Leonardo DiCaprio fakes a smile/laugh for another winner

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Someone makes a joke about Leonardo DiCaprio never winning an Oscar

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Something unbelievably embarrassing happens to Leonard DiCaprio (Like being upstaged by Lady Gaga)

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Jennifer Lawrence does something odd on camera

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Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer are on screen together

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Tom Hardy shows his beautiful face on the screen. Every. Time. (Remember two of his films are nominated for best picture)

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A celebrity gets another celebrity's name wrong

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A celebrity becomes a meme

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A celebrity gets played off with music

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A celebrity starts to cry

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A celebrity gets offended and tries their hardest not to laugh at an inappropriate joke

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Mark Ruffalo steals your soul and makes your heart melt

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Chris Rock offends someone

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Chris Rock makes fun of someone

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Chris Rock mentions #OscarsSoWhite

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Chris Rock gets bleeped out

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There is a sore loser

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If you see the most perfect human on the face of the planet make an appearance.

 

If you're not wasted by the end of this game -- then you should probably seek medical attention. Hook 'em.

Day 30

It finally hits you when you look at your calendar: SPRING BREAK IS ONE MONTH AWAY! You suddenly have significantly less time to lose your winter break weight than you though. WHO CREATED THIS HORRIBLE SYSTEM?

 

Day 29

You make a promise to yourself: you are going to eat healthy for the next month. So long to anything delicious and enjoyable, you are going to be the picture of health over the next four weeks.

 

Day 28

One day into your diet, you realize just how hungry you are so you eat everything in your entire kitchen so you're just sitting there like "F**k. Now what?" Well, there is always tomorrow to start your diet.

 

Day 27

You look up all these crazy diet regimens that you heard have worked in the past. You set out to the grocery store and get the healthiest stuff you can find.

 

Day 26

Ugh, all the healthy food is making your dizzy from lack of fat and sugars. You have to give in and go to Shake Shack. You'll just start working out really hard tomorrow.

 

Day 25

The desperation starts to hit that your time is winding down so you do all the mathematical equations of how much you will have to work out and how much you can/cannot eat over the next 25 days to feel your very best.

 

Day 24

There's free food at work and you would be economically hurting yourself if you didn't take advantage of the opportunity. Your diet can always start the next day.

 

Day 23

You try on your bathing suit you just ordered and go momentarily blind.

 

Day 22

Okay, you're finally going to try that juice cleanse everyone has been raving about.

 

Day 21

HOW HAS ANYONE EVER SURVIVED A JUICE CLEANSE???!?!?!?

If you feel like crying and thanking God you live in the best city in the country, watch this beautifully shot aerial documentary of Austin.

AxA - Austin by Air: An Aerial Documentary from iMaerial on Vimeo.

Shot by AxA (Austin by Air), the shots weave through downtown, South Austin, Zilker Park, Barton Springs, the Capitol, and our beloved 40 Acres.

I know. It's just so beautiful.

Not all hacks are bad, and not all heroes wear capes.

Great job to whoever did this. OU still sucks!

Traffic sign hackers on Rio Grande and 24th Street say ‘OU Still Sucks’ https://t.co/fCqwLr23j0 pic.twitter.com/xzfxm4Pf9i

— KXAN News (@KXAN_News) February 16, 2016

If you have lived above a rock over the past few months you have definitely heard the new song by Justin Bieber "Sorry". The music video was iconic. The beat was catchy. And Justin did what some viewed to be an impossible task: turn everyone on the face of the planet into a Bieleber. This week, Vanity Fair came out with a video showing famous actors, including UT Alum Jon Hamm, dramatically reading the lyrics to the now infamous song. In a strange yet satisfying way, this video may change your life. Check it out!

http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/02/justin-bieber-sorry-celebrities-video?mbid=social_facebook

 

Yesterday, we saw leaked images of our boy Kevin Durant on the sidelines of Super Bowl 50 as a credentialed photographer.

Kevin Durant is a credentialed photographer for #SB50. 😂 pic.twitter.com/GGBrAnVzLY

— Longhorn Humor (@LonghornHumor) February 8, 2016

Today, we know why!

He was asked by The Players' Tribune to document his experience. However, it almost didn't happen.

According to the article:

Taking pictures at the Super Bowl almost didn’t work out. And it was going to be my bad. Last Thursday, I was rushing to get to the team plane. Two miles away from my house, I had that feeling. I forgot something. I knew it.

He almost forgot his camera! But, he found it just in time and got some pretty good shots. Make sure to check them out.

Selfie game strong at #SB50 for our on-field photographer @KDTrey5. pic.twitter.com/QWJwvgbU8x

— The Players' Tribune (@PlayersTribune) February 7, 2016

Is this brisket organic? Like Austin organic or Texas organic?

Your favorite hipsters, feminists, and empty nesters of liberal America are coming to Austin! Portlandia debuted its Austin episode last night on IFC.

They even made a listicle about how cool Austin is...because we're the best.

Let us know what you thought if you watched it.

You may have seen another coach wearing crimson trying to woo recruits, but it's Coach Strong who has the 'tude to pull it off.

Chris Daniels and #Texas HC Strong dabbin. Why you peeking @ChuckFnStrong ? pic.twitter.com/HLJjjuJtdc

— Super K (@SuperK_TFB) January 27, 2016

Never forget.

What better way to describe the agony of being a second semester senior than with Matthew McConaughey gifs?

There's no denying it anymore: You're old. But at first, you try not to let it bother you.

You are highly aware that your last semester will contain a lot of continuous and heavy crying.

Initially, you have high aspirations. You know it's going to take a lot of effort and hard work to make your dreams come true in your final months before the real world.

You start planning everything you are going to get accomplished this semester because you want to be a baller alum.

You realize you have to take advantage of your last few months of accepted binge drinking and blacking out multiple nights a week.

You and all of your friends are finally 21 so you are allowed to drink legally whenever and wherever.

But the sparkle begins to die down when you realize you should have listened to your advisor when they told you to get your prerequisites done freshman year.

Your advisor then asks you: "Do you know what you want to do after graduation?"

So naturally, you contemplate becoming a stripper.

I mean, you seriously consider it.

You hear someone younger than you say: “Graduating will be the worst”.

You start to realize adulthood may be the worst thing to happen to you.

Your family starts to ask you questions like "What is wrong with you?" and "Why can't you get your life together?"

You walk into your last first day of class like you would walk to your own funeral.

In class, you have to listen to the stupid freshman ask their stupid questions in your stupid prerequisite classes.

You try to compose your résumé.

And then your cover letters.

At this point in school, you don't f**k with group projects anymore.

You are also done f**king with TAs that are only a couple of months older than you

You simply cannot f**k with those professors that won't round your 69.5% up to an A.

The depression hits once you realize that you actually can't have the same drinking habits once you graduate.

Once April rolls around, the panic hits

You contemplate being a stripper one more time, but know deep down there is no way you would be good at it.

You get your last chance to hook up with the person you've had a crush on since freshman year, so you choose to simply embarrass yourself in front of them in a last desperate attempt.

You wake up from your last night blacking out on sixth street in your undergrad life.

You finish your last final you will ever have to take.

And then it's all over. In the blink of an eye, you are done with college, and there's nothing you can do but be grateful for the experience you had.

You receive your diploma that cost you your blood, sweat, tears, and years of endless and grueling debt.

Despite it all, in the end you know you're going to be okay because you went to the greatest school on planet Earth and they prepared you for pretty much anything in life.

If Matthew could survive leaving UT, so can we.