Matt Crump (’03) is a graduate from the Texas Creative Program at UT who’s been recognized multiple times by Instagram & Buzzfeed. Here are our favorite shots of his infamous #CandyMinimal Instagrams that you’ll be sure to double tap as soon as you can get your thumb to scroll down!

1.) Austin Motel

Austin’s most famous sign #candysignage

A photo posted by Matt Crump (@mattcrump) on Nov 10, 2014 at 7:20pm PST

2.) Homeslice

Pie in the sky #candysignage A photo posted by Matt Crump (@mattcrump) on Nov 9, 2014 at 7:12pm PST

3.) Frost Bank

Icy #candytecture

A photo posted by Matt Crump (@mattcrump) on Sep 22, 2014 at 9:32am PDT

4.) Sandy’s Hamburgers

#WHPontheroad #candysignage A photo posted by Matt Crump (@mattcrump) on Oct 19, 2014 at 7:50pm PDT

Burnt Orange, Campus

There’s A Hidden Reference in UT’s Newest Symbol. Check it out!

By Chief Longhorn , February 10, 2015 9:56 pmFebruary 10, 20150 3324

So, in case you didn’t know, UT kind of just rebranded itself on the academic front.

It went from this craziness: UTCollegeLogos To this beautiful masterpiece created by a local branding agency.

UTIdentity

According to their website:

The rhythm and word breaks of the abstracted words on the book provide a “hidden” reference to the key phrase in the University alma mater: “The eyes of Texas are upon you, all the live long day.”

UTLogoMeaning So, it looks like you’re going to have to retire your old college t-shirts and replace them with something a little more awesome and meaningful.

Hook ’em!

UTIdentityTshirts

Burnt Orange, Charlie Strong, Football

Coach Charlie Strong Crowdsurfs After Texas beats West Virginia!

By Chief Longhorn , November 9, 2014 5:32 pmNovember 9, 20140 1830

We called it! Coach Charlie Strong sure knows how to celebrate after a much-deserved Longhorn win against the West Virginia Mountaineers!

He did it when he was at Louisville and he ain’t stopping!

Burnt Orange, Charlie Strong, Football

Texas Longhorns Dominate In New York Times NCAA Fan Map

By Chief Longhorn , October 3, 2014 6:44 pmOctober 3, 20140 3644

Burnt Orange can be seen everywhere on an N.C.A.A. fan map created by the New York Times. Data was compiled based on location and Facebook Likes. According to the article:

Texas and Oregon are two of the most popular teams…

Even further, the Longhorns lay claim to much of Texas and into parts of New Mexico and Colorado.

Hook ’em!

ncaa-fb-texas

Burnt Orange, Celebrities, Charlie Strong, Football

Matthew McConaughey’s Speech to Texas Longhorn Football Team is The Best Thing You’ll Watch Today

By Chief Longhorn , October 2, 2014 11:05 amJanuary 14, 20150 2319

Alright, alright, alright!

Our favorite quote

I’ve found that when I’ve done my best work as an actor, it was only when I pushed myself to be better than what I thought I would do.

Just keep on livin’, y’all.

Burnt Orange, Campus & ATX, Celebrities

Matthew McConaughey’s Lincoln Commercials Are Really About UT Pride

By Chief Longhorn , September 28, 2014 9:28 pmJanuary 14, 20150 3399

Lincoln’s latest spots featuring Matthew McConaughey have gotten quite a lot of attention, especially in the Longhorn community.

It all started with this spot…set in Austin. with quotes like this:

Sometimes you’ve gotta go back, to actually move forward.

Our beautiful city is featured everywhere.

But wait, there’s more!

Matthew seems to go up against Bevo! And, Bevo wins!

Respect, yo.

Of course, Ellen decided to make a parody of it…because Ellen.

Burnt Orange, Charlie Strong

Watch Charlie Strong & Mack Brown Do The Ice Bucket Challenge

By Chief Longhorn , August 18, 2014 10:19 pmSeptember 16, 20140 2065

Texas Longhorns Coach Charlie Strong and former Coach Mack Brown have both done the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

We at Longhorn Humor want to challenge the Longhorns to do the Ice Bucket Challenge in the form of Ws this season. Hook ’em!

Post by Mack Brown.

Charlie Strong Ice Bucket Challenge

Burnt Orange, Campus & ATX, Lists

The Indefinite List Of Things Every Longhorn Should Do In Austin

By Chief Longhorn , August 17, 2014 9:19 pmNovember 23, 20140 8265

Austin is a beautiful place that we Longhorns like to call home. No other school in the Big 12 lives in as cool as a city as we do. No one is dying to move to Lubbock, Aimes…and they sure as hell don’t want to move to Norman. This is where this handy list of things every Longhorn should do by the time you walk across that stage at graduation. Hook ’em!

Take a swim in Barton Springs

Sure, it’s probably colder than your high school ex-girlfriend, but when it’s 100+ degrees outside, it doesn’t really matter. This is probably the best place to catch up on studying O-chem or that hot Longhorn laying out tanning.

A photo posted by Olivia Watson (@livvylandblog) on Aug 8, 2014 at 3:56pm PDT

Mag Mud at 3AM

Black beans, queso, avocado, and pico de gallo. 3AM. Wednesday night. Do it (and not just once).

Source: https://flic.kr/p/7t1YaG

Do the Trudy’s Trifecta Challenge

This is every Longhorn’s rite of passage when they turn 21. Visit all 3 and order your limit of Mexican Martinis (they cut you off at 2 at each restaurant). Do so responsibly of course.

Scarf down breakfast tacos the morning after

Best eaten the morning after hittin’ up the bars on Thursday night, where you may or may not have been kicked out of a bar or two (seriously, don’t be that guy). Our favorites are Torchy’s Tacos, Juan in a Million, Taco Shack, and Taco Deli.