Johnny Manziel Is Better At Throwing Parties Than Throwing Passes

Johnny (Can’t Throw A) Football is at it again. This past Friday he threw a hell of a party that got him fined and a teammate suspended when they didn’t show up for practice the next day.

This reminds us of the time Johnny tried to get into a West Campus frat party and got his ass turned away.

Poor Johnny. You’re still our favorite Longhorn.

Adiós, Johnny. You’ll Always Be Our Favorite Wannabe Longhorn.

Johnny Manziel: America’s bad boy Heisman Trophy Winner and long-time wannabe Texas Longhorn. We’re actually going to miss him (he announced he’s entering the NFL Draft) because deep down, he’ll always bleed burnt orange. Here’s proof.

Little Johnny Football’s basketball team was called the Longhorns

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He may or may not have been considered for a safety position with us. But nevertheless, check out this picture of him with Mack Brown, yo!

 

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He said this Longhorn tattoo is fake, but does anyone truly know?

 

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Or, how about that time he threw up a Hook ’em Horns at a Wale concert in Austin…?

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Or, that time he got kicked out of a West Campus frat party.

Don’t worry, Johnny boy. Your dream has come true. You no longer have to live in College Station. Good luck in the NFL and Hook ’em!

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