Texas A&M Student Involved In Racist Incident Expelled

What the hell is (still) going on in Aggieland? Oh yeah, it’s stuck in the 1950s.

They’re also just now thinking of letting women be Yell Leaders. Yes, seriously.

http://www.texastribune.org/2016/03/02/m-president-student-involved-racist-incident-no-lo/

University of Indiana Student Is Worse At Wheel of Fortune Than An Aggie

University of Indiana student Julian Bates lost a chance at $1,000,000, a trip to London, and a new car, but worst of all…an Aggie came in and guessed correctly on more than one occasion during Wheel of Fortune College Week.

Don’t worry. The Aggie and ‘Bama girls still managed to screw things up as he somehow made it to the Bonus Round. The world makes sense again.

College Student Wheel of Fortune

Which Schools Have The Highest Amount Of Texas Recruits?

Well, I’m glad you asked because we found out that answer for you. Now, before you say anything, let us say this…

We all know that anyone born and bred in the great state of Texas is bound for glory. But, you give that up once you forsake the Lone State State. Here’s the breakout for the amount of traitors to leave Texas and where they went this past year…

OSU: 71 traitors

OU: 44 traitors

University of Louisiana at Monroe (seriously?): 38 traitors

Missouri: 35 traitors

This should be against state law.