Matthew McConaughey & Jimmy Kimmel Make Ad for Austin’s Own Vulcan Video

If you haven’t been following, Jimmy Kimmel is recording his show all week during SXSW in Austin, just as he did last year. Matthew McConaughey decided to show up and record a commercial for none other than Vulcan Video…it’s damn as hilarious as you might expect.

The Indefinite List Of Things Every Longhorn Should Do In Austin

Austin is a beautiful place that we Longhorns like to call home. No other school in the Big 12 lives in as cool as a city as we do. No one is dying to move to Lubbock, Aimes…and they sure as hell don’t want to move to Norman. This is where this handy list of things every Longhorn should do by the time you walk across that stage at graduation. Hook ’em!

Take a swim in Barton Springs

Sure, it’s probably colder than your high school ex-girlfriend, but when it’s 100+ degrees outside, it doesn’t really matter. This is probably the best place to catch up on studying O-chem or that hot Longhorn laying out tanning.

Mag Mud at 3AM

Black beans, queso, avocado, and pico de gallo. 3AM. Wednesday night. Do it (and not just once).

Source: https://flic.kr/p/7t1YaG

Do the Trudy’s Trifecta Challenge

This is every Longhorn’s rite of passage when they turn 21. Visit all 3 and order your limit of Mexican Martinis (they cut you off at 2 at each restaurant). Do so responsibly of course.

Scarf down breakfast tacos the morning after

Best eaten the morning after hittin’ up the bars on Thursday night, where you may or may not have been kicked out of a bar or two (seriously, don’t be that guy). Our favorites are Torchy’s Tacos, Juan in a Million, Taco Shack, and Taco Deli.

What Jimmy Kimmel Learned While in Austin & Other Shit You May Have Missed During SXSW

SXSW definitely jumped the shark this year, but that’s another post. In the meantime, here’s what you may have missed while you were on Spring Break (if you were crazy enough to leave).

Jimmy Kimmel came to town and toured UT with Guillermo

Which means a lot of celebs threw up the Horns!

And, the Longhorn Band performed with Aloe Blacc

Big Bertha even made an appearance

Snoop Dogg thought Austin was dope

(probably in more ways than one)

The Biebs even performed at Banger’s

 

And we actually let him shoot some hoops

Oh, and Pi was written in the sky

Here’s hoping your Spring Break was fun.

Welcome back. Hook ’em!

Side note: Please donate to to the victims who were affected by the tragic events on 3/13 during SXSW by visiting http://sxswcares.com.