Whataburger | Longhorn Humor

According to the Houston Chronicle:

A viral video making the rounds this week and uploaded in late December shows a girl named Taylor, fresh from wisdom teeth surgery struggling to comprehend life itself. Anyone who has had serious dental surgery knows that whatever they use is very strong.

In the video the girl’s mother, Nikki Duvall, tells her that Whataburger — her favorite place — has been closed. Almost instantly her swollen face is covered in tears.

We are all her. Whataburger for life.

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19 #CandyMinimal Pics of Austin You’ll Want to Like on Instagram ASAP

By Chief Longhorn , February 11, 2015 10:54 pmFebruary 11, 2015Off 6680

Matt Crump (’03) is a graduate from the Texas Creative Program at UT who’s been recognized multiple times by Instagram & Buzzfeed. Here are our favorite shots of his infamous #CandyMinimal Instagrams that you’ll be sure to double tap as soon as you can get your thumb to scroll down!

1.) Austin Motel

Austin’s most famous sign #candysignage

A photo posted by Matt Crump (@mattcrump) on Nov 10, 2014 at 7:20pm PST

2.) Homeslice

Pie in the sky #candysignage A photo posted by Matt Crump (@mattcrump) on Nov 9, 2014 at 7:12pm PST

3.) Frost Bank

Icy #candytecture

A photo posted by Matt Crump (@mattcrump) on Sep 22, 2014 at 9:32am PDT

4.) Sandy’s Hamburgers

#WHPontheroad #candysignage A photo posted by Matt Crump (@mattcrump) on Oct 19, 2014 at 7:50pm PDT