7.) Aggies won’t get this one.

They just won’t.

8.) Here’s one for Jordan.

Ladies: he’s bae.

9.) I suppose.

Some of life’s toughest questions, y’all.

10.) Yes.

It’s called being a Sooner.

11.) Strong, Smart, and Sexy?

Yeah, maybe.

12.) Logic

“Vegan” is apparently an old Indian word for “bad hunter”.