UT-Austin Is Most Valuable Sports Program In The Country

Once again, The University of Texas at Austin is the most valuable sports program in the country raking in $179.6 million in athletic revenue, according to CBS Sports.

OU came in at 5th place…’cause they suck. And, Texas A&M was so far down the list that I really didn’t feel like counting.

To further add to our keys to success, we’re also the most valuable football team in ‘Merica, according to Forbes.

Texas’ team value is up 16% this year to $152 million, and that climb to the stratosphere should hardly be a surprise at this point.

Notre Dame may have beat us on the field, but we beat them in the wallet…’cause that’s what counts, right? RIGHT?! They came in at #2, while Tennessee (seriously?) came in third.

All we do is win.

Hook ’em.