These El Arroyo Signs Are Damn Hilarious (25 Photos)

El Arroyo is probably one of the best places to go for a margarita and chips & queso. But, it’s even more well-known for their signs they put up daily. We’ve hand-picked our favorites.

1.) Welcome to Austin.

This should replace our population sign as you come into town.

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2.) Soy Milk.

I can’t. No puedo.

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3.) Unfortunately.

Black Swan should have queso, tho.

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4.) Oh, Willie.

We’d buy from you any day.

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5.) Lies.

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6.) Goals.

Always live up to them.

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Matthew McConaughey & Jimmy Kimmel Make Ad for Austin’s Own Vulcan Video

If you haven’t been following, Jimmy Kimmel is recording his show all week during SXSW in Austin, just as he did last year. Matthew McConaughey decided to show up and record a commercial for none other than Vulcan Video…it’s damn as hilarious as you might expect.

Matthew McConaughey’s Dazed and Confused Audition Tape Is The Most Awesome Thing You’ll Watch Today

All-around Longhorn bad ass Matthew McConaughey is a legend because of his character Wooderson. It’s how he broke through in Hollywood, except it was in Austin.

Watch this in all its glory and cherish our favorite quote from Dazed & Confused.

That’s what I love about high school girls. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.

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Jim Carrey spoofs Matthew McConaughey’s Austin-based Lincoln Commercial

Gotta love those Lincoln commercials from UT alum Matthew McConaughey, especially if they’re being spoofed by the infamous Jim Carrey. Our favorite quote:

I could understand if you did this right after the Lincoln Lawyer, that would’ve made sense. But you don’t buy a Lincoln ’cause it makes sense. You do it ’cause you love it…or ’cause you’re an Uber driver.

 

Jimmy Kimmel & Guillermo toured UT-Austin

Jimmy & Guillermo (don’t mind the subtle racism of this relationship) visited toured our beloved 40 Acres this past week during SXSW.

While there, they ran into Dr. Junker (a lecturer in Advertising/PR), DJ Scott from KVRX, and the ladies of Alpha Epsilon Phi…and even made a pit stop at the Hole in the Wall.

Enjoy.

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Austin Sucks, Don’t Move Here [Infographic]

Austin-based blogger Etsy-ist Kammie Russel created this infographic that you can pass along to those passive-aggressive hipster friends of yours in Portland.

Just tell them you hear Dallas is cool.

Brent Musburger Called Himself Kirk Herbsteit Before National Championship Game

Was Kirk supposed to be reading the teleprompter? Or, is Brent just gettin’ old?

Herbstreit’s reaction was priceless.