Give us a reason to piss off any Aggie and we will. Like this pic from Justin Tucker, the famed Longhorn kicker who will forever live in history because of this:
Justin, you already stole our hearts and now you’re stealing our Instagram “likes”. Take ’em all!
Poor Aggies. They’ve always been some sort of special to us. They made fools out of themselves when they decided to go the SEC. So, we thought we’d dig a little deeper into the cult – I mean, “university” – that we love so very much (bless their hearts).
The idea is that “When the football team scores, everyone scores.” Seems a bit on the creeper side.
College Station: where learning disabilities are witty.
Nah, fuck a weekend-long orientation. Let’s do four days in an even more remote shithole than College Station and learn fight songs.
Have you ever noticed that A&M’s entire fight song is all about UT? It’s almost flattering. Collegiate penis envy at its finest.
Totally the opposite of the Keep Austin Weird Army.
