Longhorn girls are hot. Not only because they look good in jeans, boots, and burnt orange, but because they’re smart as hell. She’ll most likely be your boss at home and/or at work, but fear not. It’s for the better. So, read below as we give you the 18 Reasons Why It’s Better to Date a Longhorn Girl…Hook ’em!

1.) She ain’t afraid to yell “Make ’em eat shit!” instead of “Go Horns, Go!” during Texas Fight!

2.) She’s so hot that even at away games, she’ll gain national media attention.

I’m not lying, read this story.

3.) But, she ain’t afraid of saying what she really thinks in front of the camera.

Alumni, Burnt Orange, Celebrities, Featured, Lists

The Top 20 Most Famous People Who Went To The University of Texas at Austin

By Chief Longhorn , January 21, 2014 10:55 pmJuly 19, 20170 108378

20.) Bill Moyers

For all of you PBS hippie lovers, President Johnson’s former Press Secretary, Bill Moyers, graduated from the University in 1956. He is well known for his work in public broadcasting, where you’ll find him on his weekly show Moyers & Company.

19.) Roger Clemens

Not unknown to controversy, 11-time All-Star, 2-time World Series Champion, and 7-time Cy Young Award winner Roger Clemens helped the Longhorns win the 1983 College World Series. He is the first player to have his baseball uniform retired at UT…’cause Hook ’em!

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18.) Felicia Day

Her hair is kinda burnt orange. And, she’s probably every gamer’s fantasy due to her Internet stardom (on top of playing “Vi” on TV’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer). She graduated from Texas in 2000, double majoring in mathematics and musical performance. Seriously. That hair.

Burnt Orange, Campus & ATX, Featured, Lists

50 Reasons Why UT Is The Best School In The Country

By Chief Longhorn , December 24, 2013 10:06 pmApril 26, 20160 41279

Of course, we all know there are more than 50 Reasons Why Being a Longhorn is AWESOME, but this is a damn good start. So, crank up your speakers and play The Eyes of Texas before you scroll down.

Cover photo by Over Austin.

50. Because we live in Austin, Texas

49. Because the 40 Acres is a beautiful campus

48. Because you can study in this library

47. Because spotting this little fellow before a test is good luck

46. Because Chaps > Overalls

45. Because Hook ’em!

44. Because we’ve got a presidential library

43. And, we’ve got a Tower!

Aggies, Featured, Football

21 Aggies Traditions That Make Absolutely No Sense

By Chief Longhorn , November 25, 2013 7:27 pmApril 27, 20170 80642

Poor Aggies. They’ve always been some sort of special to us. They made fools out of themselves when they decided to go the SEC. So, we thought we’d dig a little deeper into the cult – I mean, “university” – that we love so very much (bless their hearts).