Amazon launched its one-hour delivery service in Austin today for Prime members in select zip codes (UT’s 78712 & West Campus’ 78705 being a few of them). So, to make things easier for your hangover days, we’ve compiled a list of things you can buy and get delivered straight to your door step.

10.) Cereal

Our personal favorite? Cinnamon Toast Crunch, mothafuckas!

9.) Chips

Where the hell is the salsa?

8.) Party Masks

Maybe the frat bros can use these instead of dressing up like Mexicans?

7.) Toilet Paper

You’re going to have to wait at least an hour to take that shit.

6.) Condoms

You’re also going to have to wait at least an hour to have sex.

Basketball, Rick Barnes, Shaka Smart

BREAKING: Shaka Smart To Become New Texas Basketball Coach With The Coolest Name

By Chief Longhorn , April 2, 2015 9:45 pmApril 2, 2015Off 2518

It’s official. Shaka Smart has been named as Texas’ newest basketball coach, following Rick Barnes’ firing just last week.

Shaka Smart comes to us from VCU and has also been given the title of having the coolest name ever in the history of coaches.

Welcome, Coach Smart.

Apparently, strippers won’t keep you in Richmond. Welcome to the land of BBQ!

Alumni, Basketball, Burnt Orange, Kevin Durant, News, Rick Barnes

Kevin Durant & TJ Ford Had Some Awesome Things To Say About Coach Rick Barnes

By Chief Longhorn , March 30, 2015 9:53 amMarch 30, 2015Off 3375

Embattled Texas basketball coach Rick Barnes was given notice this weekend that he was fired from his head coaching position.

Immediately, former players TJ Ford & Kevin Durant took to Twitter & Instagram to show their gratitude and appreciation for the 17-year coach of the Longhorns.

I learned a lot from this guy, was much more than a coach but a father figure! Love you, Thank you pic.twitter.com/gN2ahkmLFP

— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) March 29, 2015

We Made Each Other Better. Because of Rick Barnes I was the #1 Player in the World in 2000 and 2001 #MyHero#MyCoach#MyFatherAwayFromMyFather#WeMadeHistory#HeWillAlwaysBeTexas#Hookem#Horns#RetireHisNameNextToMine#ItWasAGreatRun

A photo posted by Tj Ford (@tj_ford) on Mar 28, 2015 at 7:44pm PDT

Burnt Orange, Lists

These Pets Dressed In Burnt Orange Are Cuter Than Bevo

By Chief Longhorn , February 21, 2015 2:17 pmFebruary 21, 2015Off 3711

We asked our followers on Twitter submit pics of their furry friends wearing burnt orange…and we weren’t disappointed! WARNING: CUTENESS AHEAD!!!

16.) This little pup I’m sure tried really hard for Texas Cheer

@LonghornHumor Bella the shih tzu! pic.twitter.com/ytygimIoct

— Brooke Swindle (@BrookeSwindle) February 20, 2015

15.) Who’s ready for a showdown?

@LonghornHumor #NationalLoveYourPetDay pic.twitter.com/eWbsUzP0BQ

— Brad Villa (@BradfortonVilla) February 20, 2015

14.) Pup to Sooner pup: “Come at me, bro!”

#NationalLoveYourPetDay @LonghornHumor pic.twitter.com/nvC7kvOGOI

— Cali Capela (@calicapela) February 20, 2015

13.) That face you made all last season…

@LonghornHumor Mack! pic.twitter.com/S21VXpx1X7

— Daniel Lopez (@dlopez74) February 20, 2015

12.) I’m sure this one poops in West Campus…

@LonghornHumor Adelaide says Hook'em Horns! |,,| pic.twitter.com/rn4EUfqXOr

— Kayla Griffin (@kaylajgriffin94) February 20, 2015

11.) Coach Dog will make you have a ruff day if you don’t listen to him!

@LonghornHumor shylo is a big longhorns fan! pic.twitter.com/BalxPrZowZ

— javier ojeda (@xXJaviXx20) February 20, 2015

10.) Apparently even ferrets bleed burnt orange

@LonghornHumor #NationalLoveYourPetDay Ferrets love the Longhorns too! pic.twitter.com/3LoO3cTHDe

— Lauren Ferguson (@LaurenFerg2) February 20, 2015

Burnt Orange, Campus & ATX, Lists

19 #CandyMinimal Pics of Austin You’ll Want to Like on Instagram ASAP

By Chief Longhorn , February 11, 2015 10:54 pmFebruary 11, 2015Off 6050

Matt Crump (’03) is a graduate from the Texas Creative Program at UT who’s been recognized multiple times by Instagram & Buzzfeed. Here are our favorite shots of his infamous #CandyMinimal Instagrams that you’ll be sure to double tap as soon as you can get your thumb to scroll down!

1.) Austin Motel

Austin’s most famous sign #candysignage

A photo posted by Matt Crump (@mattcrump) on Nov 10, 2014 at 7:20pm PST

2.) Homeslice

Pie in the sky #candysignage A photo posted by Matt Crump (@mattcrump) on Nov 9, 2014 at 7:12pm PST

3.) Frost Bank

Icy #candytecture

A photo posted by Matt Crump (@mattcrump) on Sep 22, 2014 at 9:32am PDT

4.) Sandy’s Hamburgers

#WHPontheroad #candysignage A photo posted by Matt Crump (@mattcrump) on Oct 19, 2014 at 7:50pm PDT

Burnt Orange, Campus

There’s A Hidden Reference in UT’s Newest Symbol. Check it out!

By Chief Longhorn , February 10, 2015 9:56 pmFebruary 10, 20150 3329

So, in case you didn’t know, UT kind of just rebranded itself on the academic front.

It went from this craziness: UTCollegeLogos To this beautiful masterpiece created by a local branding agency.

UTIdentity

According to their website:

The rhythm and word breaks of the abstracted words on the book provide a “hidden” reference to the key phrase in the University alma mater: “The eyes of Texas are upon you, all the live long day.”

UTLogoMeaning So, it looks like you’re going to have to retire your old college t-shirts and replace them with something a little more awesome and meaningful.

Hook ’em!

UTIdentityTshirts

Campus

UT-Austin Ranks The Highest Amongst Girls Looking For Sugar Daddies

By Chief Longhorn , January 26, 2015 10:56 pmJanuary 26, 20150 9755

You heard it here, y’all! Those girls on West 6th (who still goes there?) aren’t just looking for a free Jägerbomb (or shot of Fireball for that matter).

No, they’re looking to see how they can find that sugar daddy who can help pay off that student loan debt.. Oh, and maybe fund those excursions abroad…who needs study abroad anyways?

So, UT-Austin ranks #1 (woo hoo!) according to the dating website SeekingArrangement.com, which calls itself the “world’s largest online-dating website that matches wealthy benefactors seeking ‘mutually beneficial relationships’ with attractive members.”

Hook ’em? I guess.