It’s no surprise that we play a game against OU in the great state of Texas rather than the stinkhole armpit of America called Norman. Here are the Top 15 Reasons Why Oklahoma Sucks (make sure you read until the end for a special surprise).
15.) Because they’re stupid enough to report something like this
Oklahoma self-reported NCAA violations, including 3 players eating excess pasta at a banquet. Each gave $3.83 to charity to be reinstated.
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) February 19, 2014
14.) There’s a reason the Red River Rivalry is held in Dallas. A Longhorn once went to Norman and this happened…
13.) Because a stadium full of Sooners wouldn’t be a pretty sight…
12.) Because most of their team is from Texas
Seriously. Check out this post.
11.) Because they’re dumber than a box of rocks