Justin Tucker Just Posted This Pic That Will Piss Off Any Aggie

Give us a reason to piss off any Aggie and we will. Like this pic from Justin Tucker, the famed Longhorn kicker who will forever live in history because of this:

Justin, you already stole our hearts and now you’re stealing our Instagram “likes”. Take ’em all!

The ball that beat the aggies. #HookEm

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Johnny Manziel Is Better At Throwing Parties Than Throwing Passes

Johnny (Can’t Throw A) Football is at it again. This past Friday he threw a hell of a party that got him fined and a teammate suspended when they didn’t show up for practice the next day.

This reminds us of the time Johnny tried to get into a West Campus frat party and got his ass turned away.

Poor Johnny. You’re still our favorite Longhorn.

Coach Charlie Strong Crowdsurfs After Texas beats West Virginia!

We called it! Coach Charlie Strong sure knows how to celebrate after a much-deserved Longhorn win against the West Virginia Mountaineers!

He did it when he was at Louisville and he ain’t stopping!

Texas Longhorns Dominate In New York Times NCAA Fan Map

Burnt Orange can be seen everywhere on an N.C.A.A. fan map created by the New York Times. Data was compiled based on location and Facebook Likes. According to the article:

Texas and Oregon are two of the most popular teams…

Even further, the Longhorns lay claim to much of Texas and into parts of New Mexico and Colorado.

Hook ’em!

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Matthew McConaughey’s Speech to Texas Longhorn Football Team is The Best Thing You’ll Watch Today

Alright, alright, alright!

Our favorite quote

I’ve found that when I’ve done my best work as an actor, it was only when I pushed myself to be better than what I thought I would do.

Just keep on livin’, y’all.

Watch Charlie Strong & Mack Brown Do The Ice Bucket Challenge

Texas Longhorns Coach Charlie Strong and former Coach Mack Brown have both done the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

We at Longhorn Humor want to challenge the Longhorns to do the Ice Bucket Challenge in the form of Ws this season. Hook ’em!

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The 2014 Texas Longhorns Football Hype Video is Here

We’ve got less than 50 days until kickoff of the 2014 Texas Longhorns football season!

Until then, check out What Every Longhorn Should Do until August 30, 2014.

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New Strong-Era Texas Football Jerseys to Remove Burnt Orange

In a statement released today, Coach Charlie Strong remains steadfast in bringing the T back to Texas. The big news coming out of the 40 Acres: Burnt Orange will officially be removed from all jerseys for the 2014 Football Season.

“Burnt Orange has become too much of an icon for the University of Texas Football program. As head football coaches like Texas Tech’s Kliff Kingsbury become designers in their own right, I’m becoming the anti-designer,” Coach Strong said when describing the update to the design.

Coach Strong went on to explain that numbers on jerseys will be off-white, so that individualism remains subtle.

Recently, Strong created a new rule banning any players from throwin’ up the Hook ’em Horns until they earn it. It remains to be seen if players will eventually be able to earn the burnt orange back throughout the season.

UPDATE: Our April Fools prediction came true! See photos below from a recent  practice where Longhorn stickers were removed from helmets (players have to earn them back).