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50 Reasons Why UT Is The Best School In The Country

20. Or, Bill Clinton


19. Because Kerbey Queso in the middle of the night is pretty damn amazing…


18. And, so is startin’ off the next morning with some breakfast tacos…

17. And finishing it with a Mexican Martini


16. Because you show people your happy fuuuhhhace

15. Especially that pretty Texas smile


14. Because the only real struggle is tryin’ to figure out which boots to wear on game day


13. So that you can tailgate all day, err day


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