Bill Nye The Science Guy Announces 2015 Fun Fun Fun Fest Schedule

Fun Fun Fun Fest’s 10-year anniversary lineup ain’t nothin’ to fuck with, especially when Bill Nye The Science Guy announces who’s coming to Austin’s Auditorium Shores.

Wu-Tang, Chromeo, Odesza, Chvrches…I mean, don’t fuck with this shit.

Who’s in?

Fun Fun Fun Fest 2015 Schedule

These El Arroyo Signs Are Damn Hilarious (25 Photos)

El Arroyo is probably one of the best places to go for a margarita and chips & queso. But, it’s even more well-known for their signs they put up daily. We’ve hand-picked our favorites.

1.) Welcome to Austin.

This should replace our population sign as you come into town.

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2.) Soy Milk.

I can’t. No puedo.

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3.) Unfortunately.

Black Swan should have queso, tho.

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4.) Oh, Willie.

We’d buy from you any day.

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5.) Lies.

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6.) Goals.

Always live up to them.

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18 Photos Over Austin That Will Leave You In Awe

Austin aerial photographer Christopher Sherman runs Over Austin, which takes a spectacular look at our beloved city (and university) from above utilizing a drone.

You can check out his work on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

We’ve compiled a list of our favorite shots! Check them out.

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18.) Looking west toward Downtown Austin

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17.) The State Capitol

Dark and ominous but beautiful.

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16.) Downtown after sunset

Seriously, those lights.

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15.) Sixth Street during SXSW

What starts here is forgotten tomorrow.

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14.) ACL Fest

I’m ready. Let’s do this.

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13.) Pennybacker Bridge from above

Whatever, San Francisco.

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Here Are 10 Things You Can Buy With Amazon’s One-Hour Delivery In Austin

Amazon launched its one-hour delivery service in Austin today for Prime members in select zip codes (UT’s 78712 & West Campus’ 78705 being a few of them). So, to make things easier for your hangover days, we’ve compiled a list of things you can buy and get delivered straight to your door step.

10.) Cereal

Our personal favorite? Cinnamon Toast Crunch, mothafuckas!

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9.) Chips

Where the hell is the salsa?

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8.) Party Masks

Maybe the frat bros can use these instead of dressing up like Mexicans?

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7.) Toilet Paper

You’re going to have to wait at least an hour to take that shit.

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6.) Condoms

You’re also going to have to wait at least an hour to have sex.

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BREAKING: Shaka Smart To Become New Texas Basketball Coach With The Coolest Name

It’s official. Shaka Smart has been named as Texas’ newest basketball coach, following Rick Barnes’ firing just last week.

Shaka Smart comes to us from VCU and has also been given the title of having the coolest name ever in the history of coaches.

Welcome, Coach Smart.

Apparently, strippers won’t keep you in Richmond. Welcome to the land of BBQ!

UT Austin Named Eighth-Best Urban Campus in the U.S.

College Raptor named UT-Austin the 8th-best urban campus in the U.S. We at Longhorn Humor think it’s #1 and here are 50 reasons why, but here’s what they had to say…

Austin is known as a lively and innovative city with a unique atmosphere. When students aren’t studying at one of UT Austin’s beautiful libraries, they’re enjoying the area’s numerous natural swimming holes or shopping the quirky 2nd Street District.  Not to mention Austin’s notorious music and arts scene, which culminates each March in the South by Southwest (SXSW) Festival.

Hook ’em!

Timelapse Video Of Austin At Night Will Make You Want To Stay Here Forever

KUT posted an awesome video from timelapse videographer and UT aerospace engineering Ph.D. candidate Andrew Takano. The interview mentions something really awesome about the whole thing:

He doesn’t have specialty equipment. He just uses a tripod and does a lot of work in post-production.

Though he says it’s hard to keep track, Takano estimates that he spent “around 300 hours” producing this latest video.

You can read the rest of the interview here.

Damn, I love this city.

UT-Austin Ranks The Highest Amongst Girls Looking For Sugar Daddies

You heard it here, y’all! Those girls on West 6th (who still goes there?) aren’t just looking for a free Jägerbomb (or shot of Fireball for that matter).

No, they’re looking to see how they can find that sugar daddy who can help pay off that student loan debt.. Oh, and maybe fund those excursions abroad…who needs study abroad anyways?

So, UT-Austin ranks #1 (woo hoo!) according to the dating website SeekingArrangement.com, which calls itself the “world’s largest online-dating website that matches wealthy benefactors seeking ‘mutually beneficial relationships’ with attractive members.”

Hook ’em? I guess.

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