Jeb Bush Disses UT-Austin, Goes Go Full-On Aggie Instead

Jeb Bush, an alum of The University of Texas at Austin (and not Texas A&M University), has disavowed his burnt orange roots and has gone full-on, low-energy Aggie derp.

In the video, Jeb! throws up his \m/ one last time.

According to The Dallas Morning News,

Jeb Bush, the former governor of Florida, will return to his native Texas next year to teach a course at Texas A&M University.

Bush will teach a 10-day elective course on “the role of gubernatorial leadership and its impact on government at all levels,” in early January before the spring semester begins, the university announced Friday.

Jeb! You are dead to us.

Matthew McConaughey’s Dazed and Confused Audition Tape Is The Most Awesome Thing You’ll Watch Today

All-around Longhorn bad ass Matthew McConaughey is a legend because of his character Wooderson. It’s how he broke through in Hollywood, except it was in Austin.

Watch this in all its glory and cherish our favorite quote from Dazed & Confused.

That’s what I love about high school girls. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.

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The Top 20 Most Famous People Who Went To The University of Texas at Austin

20.) Bill Moyers

For all of you PBS hippie lovers, President Johnson’s former Press Secretary, Bill Moyers, graduated from the University in 1956. He is well known for his work in public broadcasting, where you’ll find him on his weekly show Moyers & Company.

19.) Roger Clemens

Not unknown to controversy, 11-time All-Star, 2-time World Series Champion, and 7-time Cy Young Award winner Roger Clemens helped the Longhorns win the 1983 College World Series. He is the first player to have his baseball uniform retired at UT…’cause Hook ’em!

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18.) Felicia Day

Her hair is kinda burnt orange. And, she’s probably every gamer’s fantasy due to her Internet stardom (on top of playing “Vi” on TV’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer). She graduated from Texas in 2000, double majoring in mathematics and musical performance. Seriously. That hair.

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