Charlie Strong Is Better Than Your Coach At Dabbing

You may have seen another coach wearing crimson trying to woo recruits, but it’s Coach Strong who has the ‘tude to pull it off.

Never forget.

UT-Austin Is Most Valuable Sports Program In The Country

Once again, The University of Texas at Austin is the most valuable sports program in the country raking in $179.6 million in athletic revenue, according to CBS Sports.

OU came in at 5th place…’cause they suck. And, Texas A&M was so far down the list that I really didn’t feel like counting.

To further add to our keys to success, we’re also the most valuable football team in ‘Merica, according to Forbes.

Texas’ team value is up 16% this year to $152 million, and that climb to the stratosphere should hardly be a surprise at this point.

Notre Dame may have beat us on the field, but we beat them in the wallet…’cause that’s what counts, right? RIGHT?! They came in at #2, while Tennessee (seriously?) came in third.

All we do is win.

Hook ’em.

Texas Fans Sing ‘The Eyes of Texas’ At Wrigley Field

‘Cause we’re Texas and we can do these sort of things, Longhorn fans have taken over Wrigley Field to sing “The Eyes of Texas”.

Hook ’em!

The 2015 Texas Longhorn Footballs Have Arrived!

Prepare yourselves.

And if you’re really hurtin’, you can check out our Horns Countdown!

Texas Longhorns Dominate In New York Times NCAA Fan Map

Burnt Orange can be seen everywhere on an N.C.A.A. fan map created by the New York Times. Data was compiled based on location and Facebook Likes. According to the article:

Texas and Oregon are two of the most popular teams…

Even further, the Longhorns lay claim to much of Texas and into parts of New Mexico and Colorado.

Hook ’em!

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Mack Brown Will Tailgate With You Next Season

Last night, Mack Brown tweeted that he had never gone to a tailgate before. Can you believe it? We’d be the first to smoke a brisket with Coach. Who’s in?

Of course, he said he was havin’ fun.

But, we offered it up anyways…you know, just in case.

Come to our tailgate, Mack!

Shawn Izadi Played Both Linebacker And Saxophone For The Texas Longhorns

He rose to the top of /r/pics and is now doing an AMA on Reddit!

Our favorite post:

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His Twitter profile pic is awesome, too.

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Which Schools Have The Highest Amount Of Texas Recruits?

Well, I’m glad you asked because we found out that answer for you. Now, before you say anything, let us say this…

We all know that anyone born and bred in the great state of Texas is bound for glory. But, you give that up once you forsake the Lone State State. Here’s the breakout for the amount of traitors to leave Texas and where they went this past year…

OSU: 71 traitors

OU: 44 traitors

University of Louisiana at Monroe (seriously?): 38 traitors

Missouri: 35 traitors

This should be against state law.