UT-Austin Ranks The Highest Amongst Girls Looking For Sugar Daddies
You heard it here, y'all! Those girls on West 6th (who still goes there?) aren't just looking for a free Jägerbomb (or shot of Fireball for that matter).
No, they're looking to see how they can find that sugar daddy who can help pay off that student loan debt.. Oh, and maybe fund those excursions abroad...who needs study abroad anyways?
So, UT-Austin ranks #1 (woo hoo!) according to the dating website SeekingArrangement.com, which calls itself the "world’s largest online-dating website that matches wealthy benefactors seeking 'mutually beneficial relationships' with attractive members."
Hook 'em? I guess.
Matthew McConaughey’s Dazed and Confused Audition Tape Is The Most Awesome Thing You’ll Watch Today
All-around Longhorn bad ass Matthew McConaughey is a legend because of his character Wooderson. It's how he broke through in Hollywood, except it was in Austin.
Watch this in all its glory and cherish our favorite quote from Dazed & Confused.
That's what I love about high school girls. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Johnny Manziel Is Better At Throwing Parties Than Throwing Passes
Johnny (Can't Throw A) Football is at it again. This past Friday he threw a hell of a party that got him fined and a teammate suspended when they didn't show up for practice the next day.
This reminds us of the time Johnny tried to get into a West Campus frat party and got his ass turned away.
Poor Johnny. You're still our favorite Longhorn.
Coach Charlie Strong Crowdsurfs After Texas beats West Virginia!
We called it! Coach Charlie Strong sure knows how to celebrate after a much-deserved Longhorn win against the West Virginia Mountaineers!
He did it when he was at Louisville and he ain't stopping!
Jim Carrey spoofs Matthew McConaughey’s Austin-based Lincoln Commercial
Gotta love those Lincoln commercials from UT alum Matthew McConaughey, especially if they're being spoofed by the infamous Jim Carrey. Our favorite quote:
I could understand if you did this right after the Lincoln Lawyer, that would've made sense. But you don't buy a Lincoln 'cause it makes sense. You do it 'cause you love it...or 'cause you're an Uber driver.
Texas Longhorns Dominate In New York Times NCAA Fan Map
Burnt Orange can be seen everywhere on an N.C.A.A. fan map created by the New York Times. Data was compiled based on location and Facebook Likes. According to the article:
Texas and Oregon are two of the most popular teams...
Even further, the Longhorns lay claim to much of Texas and into parts of New Mexico and Colorado.
Hook 'em!
Matthew McConaughey’s Speech to Texas Longhorn Football Team is The Best Thing You’ll Watch Today
Alright, alright, alright!
Our favorite quote
I've found that when I've done my best work as an actor, it was only when I pushed myself to be better than what I thought I would do.
Just keep on livin', y'all.
Matthew McConaughey’s Lincoln Commercials Are Really About UT Pride
Lincoln's latest spots featuring Matthew McConaughey have gotten quite a lot of attention, especially in the Longhorn community.
It all started with this spot...set in Austin. with quotes like this:
Sometimes you've gotta go back, to actually move forward.
Our beautiful city is featured everywhere.
http://youtu.be/NcGhLcVqxf0
But wait, there's more!
Matthew seems to go up against Bevo! And, Bevo wins!
Respect, yo.
Of course, Ellen decided to make a parody of it...because Ellen.
Redditor Builds Entire DKR – Texas Memorial Stadium Out Of Legos
Redditor /u/baconeverywhere decided to build Darrell K Royal Texas Memorial Stadium completely out of Legos. This isn't his (or her?) first creation though of the beloved 40 Acres. Four months ago, a similar model of the Tower was built out of the bricky bastards that hurt when you step on them. Check out the ablum for that here!
For complete pics of the stadium build, check it out here.
Laying out the foundation
He even built support under the seats
Stadium starts to fill out
The upper level of DKR
Watch Charlie Strong & Mack Brown Do The Ice Bucket Challenge
Texas Longhorns Coach Charlie Strong and former Coach Mack Brown have both done the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.
We at Longhorn Humor want to challenge the Longhorns to do the Ice Bucket Challenge in the form of Ws this season. Hook 'em!
