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Syphilis On The Rise In Lubbock; Raider Rash Ensues

According to the Texas Department of State Health Services, cases of syphilis are on the rise in Red Raider (Rash) country. Lubbock is said to have 24 confirmed cases this year, compared to 8 cases during the same time last year.

Just in case you were wondering, there’s an Urban Dictionary definition for the “Raider Rash”.

C’mon Texas Tech, when you “Get Your Guns Up” and “Wreck ’em”, make sure to wrap it up.

Redditor Uploads Pic Of Ancestor Who Looks Like Matthew McConaughey

Redditor u/EmberRainbow uploaded this hilarious pick of his/her great grandfather, who happens to look just like our boy Matthew McConaughey.

Close enough, right?

And if that weren’t enough, there are also Johnny Depp & Taylor Swift doppelgängers. Click on the thumbnails below to view full-size pics.

Source: Upvoted

UT-Austin Ranked One Of The Most Sleep-Deprived Schools In the Country

University of Texas at Austin students only get an average of 6.88 hours of sleep during the week and 7.3 hours on the weekend, according to a study by Jawbone.

The fitness tracking software measured sleeping patterns from tens of thousands of students at over 100 colleges across the United States.

Students who track their sleep with UP at these schools average 7.03 hours of sleep during the week, and 7.38 hours of sleep on weekends.

Longhorns are going to bed at 12:30am during the week and, on average, at 1:27am on the weekends (yeah right). Pretty sure we’re not wearing our fitness bands when we’re out partying downtown.

How much sleep are you getting? Tell us in the comments!

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Source: The Tab

Texas A&M Student Involved In Racist Incident Expelled

What the hell is (still) going on in Aggieland? Oh yeah, it’s stuck in the 1950s.

They’re also just now thinking of letting women be Yell Leaders. Yes, seriously.

http://www.texastribune.org/2016/03/02/m-president-student-involved-racist-incident-no-lo/

Watch This 5-minute Aerial Documentary of Austin, Texas NOW

If you feel like crying and thanking God you live in the best city in the country, watch this beautifully shot aerial documentary of Austin.

AxA – Austin by Air: An Aerial Documentary from iMaerial on Vimeo.

Shot by AxA (Austin by Air), the shots weave through downtown, South Austin, Zilker Park, Barton Springs, the Capitol, and our beloved 40 Acres.

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I know. It’s just so beautiful.

Someone Hacked A Traffic Sign on 24th & Rio Grande To Say “OU Still Sucks”

Not all hacks are bad, and not all heroes wear capes.

Great job to whoever did this. OU still sucks!

Here’s Why Kevin Durant Was A Credentialed Photographer for Super Bowl 50

Yesterday, we saw leaked images of our boy Kevin Durant on the sidelines of Super Bowl 50 as a credentialed photographer.

Today, we know why!

He was asked by The Players’ Tribune to document his experience. However, it almost didn’t happen.

According to the article:

Taking pictures at the Super Bowl almost didn’t work out. And it was going to be my bad. Last Thursday, I was rushing to get to the team plane. Two miles away from my house, I had that feeling. I forgot somethingI knew it.

He almost forgot his camera! But, he found it just in time and got some pretty good shots. Make sure to check them out.

Here’s The “Portlandia” Episode About Austin You’ve Been Waiting To Watch

Is this brisket organic? Like Austin organic or Texas organic?

Your favorite hipsters, feminists, and empty nesters of liberal America are coming to Austin! Portlandia debuted its Austin episode last night on IFC.

Portlandia Sneak Peek: Welcome To Austin

Strollers. Not Cool.New Portlandia Thursday at 10P on IFC.

Posted by Portlandia on Wednesday, February 3, 2016

They even made a listicle about how cool Austin is…because we’re the best.

Let us know what you thought if you watched it.