You may have seen another coach wearing crimson trying to woo recruits, but it’s Coach Strong who has the ‘tude to pull it off.
Chris Daniels and #Texas HC Strong dabbin. Why you peeking @ChuckFnStrong ? pic.twitter.com/HLJjjuJtdc
— Super K (@SuperK_TFB) January 27, 2016
Never forget.
Once again, The University of Texas at Austin is the most valuable sports program in the country raking in $179.6 million in athletic revenue, according to CBS Sports.
OU came in at 5th place…’cause they suck. And, Texas A&M was so far down the list that I really didn’t feel like counting.
To further add to our keys to success, we’re also the most valuable football team in ‘Merica, according to Forbes.
Texas’ team value is up 16% this year to $152 million, and that climb to the stratosphere should hardly be a surprise at this point.
Notre Dame may have beat us on the field, but we beat them in the wallet…’cause that’s what counts, right? RIGHT?! They came in at #2, while Tennessee (seriously?) came in third.
All we do is win.
Hook ’em.
We’re #1!
Niche.com ranked UT-Austin the top public university in the country.
The ranking is based on academics, value, faculty, diversity (suck it, Abby), student life, amongst other criteria. I mean, who wouldn’t want to come to UT?
Here was our official grade:
Texas A&M was 10th (because they suck), OU was 45th (because they super suck), and Texas Tech was 60th (because no ones cares).
Hook ’em!
‘Cause we’re Texas and we can do these sort of things, Longhorn fans have taken over Wrigley Field to sing “The Eyes of Texas”.
Hook ’em!
"The Eyes" at Wrigley …
Disch-Falk North!!!! #LF pic.twitter.com/F6kfIzDPy3
— Occupy LF (@OccupyLF) September 4, 2015
Fun Fun Fun Fest’s 10-year anniversary lineup ain’t nothin’ to fuck with, especially when Bill Nye The Science Guy announces who’s coming to Austin’s Auditorium Shores.
Wu-Tang, Chromeo, Odesza, Chvrches…I mean, don’t fuck with this shit.
Who’s in?
We just got word that the 2015 Austin City Limits Festival lineup for Weekend One (Oct 2-4) leaked earlier than expected. And just as soon as it went up, it went down. Thankfully a few folks on social media got screenshots.
Drake is on the lineup, as well as a host of others including Disclosure, Alabama Shakes, The Strokes, Foo Fighters, and Tame Impala.
A commenter on Andy Langer’s Facebook post got the rest.
UPDATE: ACL 2015 lineup website is down, but here’s weekend 2 in case you’re late to the party pic.twitter.com/E87yOJICRD
— María Núñez (@marianunez64) May 4, 2015
No comment from C3 or Live Nation, the organizers of ACL Fest, at this point.
El Arroyo is probably one of the best places to go for a margarita and chips & queso. But, it’s even more well-known for their signs they put up daily. We’ve hand-picked our favorites.
This should replace our population sign as you come into town.
I can’t. No puedo.
Black Swan should have queso, tho.
All lies.
Always live up to them.
Prepare yourselves.
And if you’re really hurtin’, you can check out our Horns Countdown!
Our 2015 footballs have arrived! \m/pic.twitter.com/L44F4VdQXG
— Longhorn Humor (@LonghornHumor) April 24, 2015